I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.
what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..
I’m afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
Yup.
Drake: These days all I do is wonder if you’re bending over backwards for someone else
Her:
Divinexgoddess // Instagram
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me mentally:
ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
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me:
so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am
whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant
are you sure about the ant part
yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking about
